simple....is my life!

"偷野"

前晚見到有人偷野,
偷野既人係一位"肥師奶",
我覺得佢好蠢
因為佢係一間商務書店偷(書店有咩野好偷);
因為佢偷野都帶著個仔(佢得4歲到),得佢自己走,個仔係書店喊;
因為佢肥走唔到,未過馬路就跌低左比人捉到;
因為佢偷既係一筒朱古力(m&m),
範左以上四行蠢事,
所以可以稱佢為"死蠢"

地點揀錯;目標揀錯;人帶錯;肥亦係佢既錯!
佢真係要坐監反省下先得!!

posted by ivan @ 12:45 PM